Do you even realize how much thought I put into picking out just the right length candles to bring out the beauty of the bone china,
or the perfect heavy red Bordeaux to complement the lightness and delicacy of my beautiful Gruyère and Parmesan Cheese soufflé?
Don’t think that I can’t see your eyes looking at the door – planning your escape. The real problem is you’re incapable of accepting the reality of the moment. Either you’re grunting and mumbling incomprehensibly, or you’re screaming at me hysterically.
Now, if I remove the gag and untie you, will you promise to behave?
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